Yeeeah, except she wouldn't say anything like that. She's a normal person [OKAY WEBBY BEING NORMAL IS DEBATABLE BUT DETAILS] with a cool family so that's a pretty moot point.

[It's kind of weird being.... open about this, because she had to spend her whole life hiding this. But this place just blew her secret wide open so what's even the point now?]

Look, I'm not just being emo and self-hating about it [even if she does hate herself a lot] but it's literally the truth. I'm not any of that stuff.